I am available for freelance graphic design:
Logos, Websites, T-shirts, CD Covers 
Tattoo design. Whatever.

I am also available for hire as a:
thong model
exotic dancer
CEO
surrogate mother
contract ninja
and, a babysitter!

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My AIM name is TioemL. Feel free to contact me.

If you want, swing by my house, we'll get a beer!
(I'm kidding. Put your car keys down you psychopath!)