So Much Less Than Awesome

This truck was parked next to me at the mall.  I sat there and pondered it for a while, and as the levels of awesome started to sink in, I realized I had to grab a photo.

First, the main name of the company.  “All”.  Granted, it would be better if it was “Vito’s Erection”, but “All” adds some class, some distinction, and plants a funny scene in my head.

Doctor: “Well sir, that swelling doesn’t look right.  That may be a tumor.”
Patient: “No sir, that’s All Erection.”

I also love the implication that sometimes cranes are required to move these massive erections around.  Actually, that frightenes me quite a bit.